You know your a gear head if.... (MN12 Edition) |
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- you refer to the first corner by your house as "turn one"
- you constantly tell your friends how fast you've been here..."I've taken this turn at 108mph"
- you have to wear an oxygen mask like Air Force pilots when racing
- you refuse to let any potential sports car pass you
- you also can identify a car by its headlights
- your ears go up like a dogs when you hear a nice exhaust or engine rev
- you race shopping carts for a quick fix
- you time yourself at the gas station (fill up, clean windows, check fluids, etc)
- you custom mounted a set of Eibach's, Bilstien's and 1.5" sway bars onto your office chair that also has a Sparco racing seat with a 4-point Simpson harness
- you have 2 pieces of wood on your driveway so you car wont scrape when you pull in
- you replaced the airfilter in your mom's Caravan with a conical K&N
- your garage looks like a high preformance parts store (your kitchen in my case)
- the Snap-on guy comes directly to your house
- your buying 2 new tires every month
- you have your license, registration, and proof of insurance out at the slightist posibility that the car behind you is a cop
- you sit on http://www.tccoa.com all day at work :-)
- there are burn out marks all the way down your block
- when your having a BBQ at your house your block looks like a car show
- you have a chip and you let every speeding MN12 know you don't have a speed limiter (pass them...then slow down to their 105...speed up...then slow down....*wave*)
- when ur bored u just cruise the streets lookin for someone to fuck with
- your only home to eat, sleep and work on ur car
- you take your date to either the dragstrip, street races or a car show
- you keep your tickets displayed on the wall
- you get pissed when the passenger slams the door too hard (we've all been there...I always say..."it's not a Truck!")
- you take every curb/speedbump at an angle and at 1MPH so you don't scrape
- you park your car yourself, no valet stuff
- you hate birdshit with a passion
- the "Oh Shit" handle is grabbed by the passenger more than once in a quick trip to 7-11 for some smokes
- you rev on cops that have people pulled over (mainly to piss the guy off that's pulled over...expecially if you know him/her)
- no matter how big of a rush your in...you'll stop to look at a tricked out car
- you rather starve then not eat at Taco Bell atleast once a week
- only bathroom you use at night is either the one at chevron or some bushes
- you omit every puddle on the road
- you have a "people should take the bus" mentality
- you have no choice but to park next to someone...you jot down the cars make, year, model and licence plates number incase you come back to find a scratch or dent
- you've recieved things from TCCoA members with your screen name in the address line
- you find yourself talking to your car while driving as if it were a passenger
- people drive you crazy when they give you "wrong" information on their car (expecially if it's an MN12)
- you have 50 gallon trash bags in your trunk incase you have to give a drunk friend a ride home
- you love messing with the guys at O'Rileys "Uh..yeah...Could I get a distributer cap for a 95 Cougar?"
- tranny techs think your a god when you go to the dealer and start spouting things off that you learned from Jerry's thesis (except Ross at Transmissions Only in Katy, Tx for he is the MAN)
- you have Dan Newman's number memorized :-)
- you know that "if your not countersteering...your not driving" - Dan Ulrich
- you have a tendency to "drive it like you stole it" - Sebastian
- you rather be "blown than stroked" - Nate
Sebass
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